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Get ready to laugh your feathers off! We've got a flock of funny bird jokes and riddles that are perfect for kids. Whether you're a fan of silly puns or tricky brain teasers, these avian antics are sure to have you chirping with glee.
Why are birds such good storytellers?
Because they have so many tales to tell!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
Why don't birds use email?
They prefer to send tweets!
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker and a poodle?
A bird that barks at your door!
Why did the bird get in trouble at school?
For cheating on his birdseed test!
What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
A chicken!
Why do owls have such big eyes?
They like to see who's around owl the time!
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin! (Get it? Puffin... like it's been running?)
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato! (Okay, this one isn't about birds, but it's too funny to leave out!)
Ready for some riddles?
I'm a bird that can't fly, but I can swim like a pro. I wear a tuxedo, and I waddle when I walk. What am I?
... A penguin!
I'm known for being wise and for my big, round eyes. I hoot at night and sleep during the day. What am I?
... An owl!
I'm a colorful bird that loves to mimic sounds. I can repeat words and phrases I hear. What am I?
... A parrot!
I'm a small bird with a bright red breast. I sing a cheerful tune, especially in the springtime. What am I?
... A robin!
Did you know? National Geographic Kids has a hilarious show called "Just Joking—LOL" where you can learn even more animal jokes and riddles!
Want to keep the laughter going? Share these jokes with your friends and family. You can even try to come up with some of your own! Bird jokes are a great way to add some silliness and fun to your day.
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