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Imagine this: You've landed your dream job as a radar technician on Starkiller Base (totally not the Death Star, we swear!). You're hanging out with your new First Order coworkers, casually mentioning how Darth Vader was the epitome of evil genius. Suddenly, a lightsaber with a totally-not-extra crossguard ignites, and there he is: Kylo Ren, Supreme Leader and Emo King of the First Order.
He's heard your comparison, and let's be real, nobody out-angsts Kylo Ren. He's powerful, conflicted, and about two missed meals away from a total meltdown. So, how do you survive a confrontation with this moody, Force-wielding descendant of the Skywalker clan?
Forget a Lightsaber Duel (You'll Lose)
Let's be honest, you're no Rey. You haven't stumbled upon latent Force abilities while scavenging spaceship parts. Kylo could crush your windpipe with a thought or slice you into a million pieces before you could say
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