Christmas Haiku Poems Funny

Christmas Haiku Poems Funny

Christmas is here,

A time for joy and cheer,

And presents galore.

The stockings are hung,

By the chimney with care,

In hopes that Santa

Will fill them with toys.

The tree is trimmed,

With tinsel and lights,

And a star on top.

The presents are wrapped,

And placed under the tree,

Waiting to be opened

On Christmas morning.

The children are asleep,

Dreaming of sugarplums,

And visions of Santa.

It's Christmas Eve,

A time of peace and love,

And the promise of a new year.

Here are some funny Christmas haiku poems to enjoy:

• Santa's stuck in the chimney,
• Ho, ho, ho, no, no, no!
• He's red and round and jolly,
• But he's stuck, oh, what a folly!

• The reindeer are laughing,
• At Santa's predicament,
• They're having a jolly time,
• While Santa's stuck in the grime.

• The elves are all worried,
• They don't know what to do,
• Santa's stuck in the chimney,
• And they can't get him through.

• But then, a bright idea,
• From the youngest elf of all,
• They'll use some magic reindeer dust,
• To help Santa out of the wall.

• The magic reindeer dust works,
• And Santa is finally free,
• He thanks the elves for their help,
• And they all celebrate with glee.

Merry Christmas!