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Ready to laugh? Who doesn't love a good joke, especially when it involves our furry, feathered, and scaly friends from the animal kingdom? Get ready to giggle with these hilarious animal jokes that are perfect for kids (and kids at heart!).
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
What musical instrument do cats love?
A cat-tar!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Because he was bacon in the sun!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Sharing Jokes is Fun!
Jokes are even funnier when you share them with friends. Tell these jokes to your family and see if you can make them laugh. You can even try to come up with your own silly animal jokes!
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